"But I thought it was you who wakes Dick up," you say. (Well, you'd say that if you were paying attention. I know I ramble a little, but try to stay with me. The next dirty story is just ahead.)Yeah, Dick's sleeping until he gets a call from my libido, but once he's awake it doesn't take him long to get off in the bushes. Er, weeds. Whatever.Anyway, he gets into some weird weeds. Places I'd never think about going.Calm down, I'm not going there. Dick's not into dick either. You didn't see an "MM" story code at the top of this page, did you? (To those of you who are disappointed: get your own Dick.)So. Weird weeds.Well, there's Marge in Human Resources. Really nice lady. She's been there since they hired me. Knows all the ins and outs of sexual harassment and inappropriate conduct. And that was before we hooked up. But she's 54 years old and 300 pounds, so most of you don't want to hear her story. I don't really want to tell it. We're still friends, but... like I said, weird weeds.But. Julie is my sister and we shared a flat. She’d often asked when was I going to find myself a nice girl, but I couldn’t tell her that wasn’t my scene. She brought her new guy home several times, and asked me if I minded if he stayed the night, like she was considering I might be envious because I had no one. Little did she know that I fancied her guy probably as much as she did, but he was as straight as a die, so there was no messing with him.But when I heard them shagging deep into the night, I imagined it was me getting the best of her guy. He had the most delightful lunch box and once, when I arrived home unexpectedly, I caught Julie having a right old rummage of it as they ardently kissed.She needn’t have been embarrassed, but she did apologise. She was my sister, and I guess she had the same passionate tendencies as I did. At the time, I would have so liked to have taken her place, just to get a good feel and taste of that stupendous cock.But now I have found Kevin, and he does.
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